Thanks for somehow loving everything I post! Haha!
Haha! Sorry, I hope it doesn’t seem too creepy. I just appreciate the people that share pieces of themselves in their blogs like you do. You provide a cool little glimpse into your world.
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, “Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.”
The judge turns to the husband and says, “What do you have to say in your defense?”
The man sat for a while contemplating…then slowly rose. “Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coca Cola comes out…whose Coke is it…the machine’s or mine?”
Ignazio Silone
Happy Independence Day tumblrs.
i like this photo eventhough you can barely see my face.Great picture. I just wanna know what you’re looking at. This is the first thing I’ve ever reblogged btw, so YOU win the grand prize!
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she died, she went to the town’s undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make the proper “final” arrangements. As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone: “BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN”
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested; it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen. He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid’s final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone. For days, he agonized over the dilemma. But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem.
The virgin’s tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows:“RETURNED UNOPENED”
mmmm… the icecream should go in his belly.ellenclare:dirtylittlestylewhore:
penguin walfles with ice cream , how cute and yummy!For Tanya & Tammy.
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH
They kinda look like otters to me. The ice cream would go on it’s belly like sea otters hold abalone while they float on their backs. Just my 2 cents…
Matt and Kim - “Lessons Learned”. A talented couple making fun music and imaginative videos.
