July 2009
8 posts
@whateverfla
lizbee:
Thanks for somehow loving everything I post! Haha!
Haha! Sorry, I hope it doesn’t seem too creepy. I just appreciate the people that share pieces of themselves in their blogs like you do. You provide a cool little glimpse into your world.
Joke of the Day: Custody
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, “Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.”
The judge turns to the husband and says, “What do you have to say in your defense?”
The man sat for a while contemplating…then slowly...
“Liberty is the possibility of doubting, the possibility of making a mistake, the...”
– Ignazio Silone
Happy Independence Day tumblrs.
“Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the...”
– Stephen King
Joke of the Day: The Irish Virgin
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she died, she went to the town’s undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make the proper “final” arrangements. As a last wish, she informed the undertaker...
June 2009
8 posts
“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”
– Katharine Hepburn
Joke of the Day: The Wedding Test
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice...
Instant classic Eastwood quote.
From the movie “Gran Torino”
Walt (Eastwood): You ever notice how you come across somebody once in awhile you shouldn’t have fucked with?
3 punks doing hoodrat shit: ….(silence)….
Walt: That’s me.
In the trailer they edited it to “…shouldn’t have messed with?” but in the movie they got it right.
Pure toughness. You go Clint, keep...
WatchThe Traveling Wilburys put out some good music. This song is a prime example. I love how they represented Roy Orbison in the video as the rocking chair with the guitar in it. If Orbison hadn’t passed away there likely would have been more goodness to come from this collaboration.
May 2009
3 posts
Wii want to play.
I finally broke down and bought a Wii this week for my birthday. I’d been resisting buying a gaming console because I spend so much on the computer already that I didn’t think I’d have time to play. Now that I have the Wii, I wish I didn’t wait so long. It is SO much fun!
I love that it requires so much movement and really engages you in the activity. I don’t have...
Wolverine: A review
Overall I liked it. Nice story, sweet stunts and special effects, cool cast. I might catch some flack for this but I think Huge Ackman, hehehe, overacts pain and anger WAY too much. I don’t not-like him and honestly, I can’t think of anyone else to play Wolverine. I just think he goes over the top sometimes.
I do hope Hollywood keeps these origins movies coming. I love seeing the back...
April 2009
13 posts
WarHammer Online is the shiznit. →
I like video games. More specifically, I like online computer games. I’ve played a bunch of them. Ultima Online, EverQuest, Dark Age of Camelot, Star Wars Galaxies, EverQuest 2, Guild Wars, Age of Conan, and now finally, WarHammer Online.
WarHammer allows you to do all the general gaming activities, kill monsters, collect treasure, get stronger, etc. But it also adds a fantastic player vs....
NFL Draft Epilogue
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers completely ignored all of my suggestions…again. Another year goes by and still we don’t know if I’m harboring previously undiscovered football acumen. Perhaps next year they will listen to me and draft the players I tell them to.
This off-season continues with some very interesting questions in place for the upcoming football schedule. Who will be the...
NFL Draft Day 2009 II
Well, the Bucs didn’t take my advice yesterday. Instead choosing a QB, Josh Freeman, Kansas State. I still say theyshould have taken someone for the defense but this guys looks like a beast. Big and tall with a rocket arm. The Bucs don’t usually fair too well choosing QB’s but I hope Freeman works out for the team. They could use the stability at that position that teams like...
NFL Draft Day 2009
As a fan of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, draft day has been hit or miss. Hit-Lee Roy Selmon, Mike Alstott, Warren Sapp, Derrick Brooks. Miss- Bo Jackson, Broderick Thomas, Keith McCants, Charles McRae. Today the Bucs pick 19th. I hope they grab a DT like Peria Jerry or a CB like Vontae Davis. In any event, they need to address the needs on the defensive side of the football this year. We shall see.
For the love of God, and all that's good and...
ECIDT: (Every Customer I Deliver To) Hey, did you hear?
Me: (ups driver extrordinaire) Hear what?
ECIDT: UPS bought FedEx.
Me: Wow, really?
ECIDT: Yeah, they're gonna call it "FedUP!
Me: ...
Excellent spoiler/discussion site for the greatest... →
“Lost”…nuff said.
“[Speaking to Marie in bed while she sleeps]
Navin R. Johnson: I know...”
– Navin R. Johnson, “The Jerk” (1979)
...and so, it begins...
Longtime reader, first time blogger. I’ve been keeping tabs on a few blogs for quite a while. Two that have really caught my attention are carlovely.com and hrrrthrrr.com, I’ve read both of these tumblrs from front to back and completely enjoyed them. The authors are funny, original, and interesting people. Not to mention, they are quite nice on the eyes. ;)
I’ve recieved...